Welcome to StiffGeld.com, home of revolutionary memecoin projects $STIFF.
There is a famous Peter you might know who loves precious metels. He loves them soo much it gives him a raging (or rock hard) boner. Hard like the hard money he loves so much. He loves buying them. Wearing them. Anything to do with it. In fact, he won’t shut the fuck up about it. And just like that we gave birth to Peter $STIFF.
Gelden shower anyone? Ok… just us.
We have grand plans for this project, this is not going to be your average memecoin. We want to set the memecoin Geld Standard and offer the perfect hedge against the memeflation hitting the markets
PETER $STIFF SAYS: BUY GELD NOW!
Did you know?
We are approaching* the STIFFENING, a major financial crisis
What better time than now to buy geld!
* approaching for the past 20 years
For tens of millions of years, geld and precious metels have been used as money. Geld’s scarcity and shiny yellow color make it a stable, predictable way to preserve wealth (and attract the gelddiggers ladies). Even in today’s financially uncertain world, geld and selver are still among the most stable commodities to buy – some haters even go as far as calling geld a ‘stable coin’ for its boring price action. While central banks and satanic reptilian elites manipulate interest rates, print more money and rape kids on Epstein’s island, the value of geld continues to remain steady decade after decade.
Today, it is easier than ever to make geld and selver part of your portfolio. StiffGeld.com’s precious metels extensive team of experts (i.e. one person: Peter $STIFF) will walk you through where and how to buy geld bars. Whether you’re considering home storage, you mom’s basement or sticking it up your ass, the team at StiffGeld.com will take the time, on the phone, to understand your individual needs (price per minute: $9.99 $9.98) (PROMO CODE: “DOOMER”).
WHITE PAPER
lol white paper… yeah right
PETER $STIFF: BIOGRAPHY
Peter $STIFF is a legendary investor with one of the most consistent track record (at being wrong).
As a fierce advocate of precious metels (specifically: geld and selver), he dedicated his life to ruin yours, preventing you from getting rich by repeatedly begging you to sell your Bitcoin.
For those who refused to follow (and thus salvaged their wealth), he has a message: buy geld now!
This time, he might be right (check the prices). Will you listen?
“Don’t make the mistake of thinking that buying Bitcoin below $3,800 is a bargain just because the current price is better than 80% below its record high. Bitcoin’s price could easily drop another 80% from here, and at $750 it would still be expensive!”
“What can I say, geld just makes him stiff. I used to find it weird but now that I get the concept of ‘hard money’, I kinda like it.”
Press RELEASES
Peter $STIFF and StiffGeld.com have been featured in some of the most prestigious financial publications of the country, in such articles as “Geld hits ATH: Was ‘Boomer’ $STIFF right all along?” and “A $STIFFening headwing“.
GET STIFFED
Find $STIFF here:
Coingecko
(we did not ask yet)
Coinbase
(inevitable – get ready)
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That’s what Peter $STIFF says in his April newsletter, title: ‘this time, it’s happening’.
I will now kill myself.
Disclaimer
We apparently have the legal obligation to spell it out like you’re either 3-year old or as senile as Pedo Joe Biden. So here we go.
All this shit is just a joke, NOT an investment vehicle of any sort.
Not financial advice, do your own research yada yada…
You’re responsible for your own decisions, your wins, losses etc. We’re not your mother (luckily).
Buy at your own risk.
Be degen, but don’t go full degen.
And always remember: the State is your enemy.
You get it retard?